["Before settling down in your easy chair to listen to this album, may we make a suggestion? Take your phone off the hook. Someone might call during the next half-hour or so and interrupt your fun."]
["But wait, there's more"/"Could you dream of anything more thrilling?"/"Lasts longer"/"More savings"/"They taste too good"/"Feels nice and soft"/"Soft and smooth"/"Lasts nice and long"/"Took out everything"/"Surprisingly nutritious"/"By doing more for you"/"It's more than amazing"/"More savings"/"But wait, there's more"/"Slim, flushable and easy"/"Cleans deep down"/"This lets the grease come back"/"They taste too good"/"We're guilty of price"/"Underneath the anxiety"/"He'll"/"Schlip over it"/"So inexpensive"/"How much would you pay?"/"Positively gigantic--and it's yours now for only $29.95"/"$5.95"/"$9.99"/"All for just $4.55"/"1-800-847-927"/"48780"/"7486400"/"25566"/"22"/"That's 1-800-927"/"4878030"/"2486400"/"Positively gigantic"/"10 million dollars!"]
I promise you a safety guaranteed by aeroplanes,
by boats and tanks and bombs and guns
Well, it don't work too well, but you're too busy to complain
That's just the way it's always done--JUST BUY IT.
I promise you a progress guaranteed by corporate greed,
by profit, gain and the bottom line
It might work for some, but then again, it kills the rest
None of us really seem to mind--JUST BUY IT.
I promise you salvation guaranteed by God above,
by donations to the pockets of the saved
It might not work at all, but we don't really know for sure,
so lie down in your grave--JUST BUY IT.
I promise you a life of cigarettes and cocaine,
vacations, girls, sun and wine
It's a fantasy that sells, but your reality stays the same
Happiness is a little harder to find--JUST BUY IT.
More Just buy it
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